July 2009
3 posts
Jul 31st
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Sometimes I wish I Did Drugs . . .
Sometimes I wish I did drugs … ya know the fun kind that makes you move like you kind of have cerebral palsy … ya know the fun kind of cerebral palsy that makes you sing like it’s only you and God alive and then goes away when the drugs wear off. Yeah, sometimes I wish I did those kind of drugs.
Jul 30th
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The Intervention Note Michael Jackson Never Read
We who are your closest friends feel the time has come to tell you that every Thursday we have been meeting, as a group, to devise ways to keep you in perpetual uncertainty frustration discontent and torture by neither loving you as much as you want nor cutting you adrift. Your analyst is in on it, plus your boyfriend and your ex-husband; and we have pledged to disappoint you...
Jul 29th